Zezanje, Arhiva. Započeo Honda

[Vule]

Dolazi zeka u javnu kucu i pita koliko kosta zecica, ovaj kaze 100 eura... Nema zeka 100 eura, pita sta ima za 20... Ovaj kaze ima jezica! Uf, sta ce zeka, ajde bolje ista nego nista... Dolazi u sobu i gleda onu jezicu, bodlje na sve strane, ne zna sta da radi... I kaze jezica "pa oces ti da ****s ili samo da gledas???" a zeka ce: "gde si to rekla?"

[TETAK]

He,he,he!!!!

[Dora]

18-godišnja devojka se poveri majci i kaže joj da joj menstruacija
kasni već dva meseca.

Vrlo zabrinuta, majka odlazi u apoteku da kupi test za trudnoću i
rezultat pokazuje da je trudna. Viče, proklinje, plače, "ko je svinja,
želim da znam, sad idi reci svome ocu" itd, itd.

Kad je napokon ostala sama, devojka je obavila jedan telefonski
razgovor.

Pola sata kasnije, potpuno novi Ferrari se zaustavlja ispred njihove
kuće; zreo, dostojanstven gospodin, obučen u vrlo skupo odelo izlazi iz
auta i ulazi u kuću. Sedne u dnevnu sobu sa roditeljima i devojkom i
kaze im:
"Dobar dan, vaća me je kćerka informisala o problemu. Ja se, ipak, ne
mogu oženiti s njom zbog moje lične porodične situacije, ali mogu
preuzeti odgovornost i preduzeti nešto."

"Ako se rodi devojčica, prepisaću joj tri butika, dva apartmana, vilu
na plaži i bankovni racun s 500.000 $."

"Ako se rodi dečak, dobiće dve fabrike, uz 500.000 $"

"Ako se rode blizanci, svaki od njih će dobiti fabriku i 250.000 $"

"Ako nekim slučajem dođe do spontanog pobačaja...."
U tom trenutku otac, koji je ćutao sve vreme, stavi ruku čoveku na
rame i kaže mu: "Karaćeš je opet!!!"

[Wiz]

[zoranbg]

ha
rasplako sam se od smeha.....
h

[srle1]

Već negde čuo,al dobar

[sri98]

Ocigledno da prolazi svuda u svetu. Ovo sam pokupio na jednom UK forumu:

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house, a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the girls father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,

"You shag her again."

[mirdza]

sjede dvije sove na drvetu:
"hu, huuu", kaze jedna
"u j*bo te, jesi me uplasila..."

sinoc sam ovo cuo i umro sam...

[@lix]

Svidja mi se ovaj Dorin...

[TETAK]

Dora, Dora....!!!!!

[Ivvan]

[TETAK]

[Ivvan]

[dfast]

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