Zezanje [ARHIVA]

[prolupator]

A zasto bi sami sebi placali porez ?

[djukic]

Pa cene su im smesne tako da neverujem da mogu da predju 2.000.000 dinara godisnje pazara. Ako ipak prebace onda moraju preci na obveznike PDV-a i placati PDV.
E sad sumnjam da bi mogli da izdaju ovakav racun Dinkicu kada pojede svoju Becku sniclu i popije kaficu a da su obveznici PDV-a. Covek bi bio duzan da ih smesta prijavi i da naravno zovne kamermane da to sve lepo snime...

[DTI LET]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIRi4liZ ... re=related

Ima'l Tanje?!?!?!

[rajmax63]

ala su velike cene.

[stefanves]

Zove gluv glupog:
Gluv: Koliko je 4 + 4?
Glup: 6.
Gluv: Na ***** te nosam!

[deki-ascona]

Pa cene su im smesne tako da neverujem da mogu da predju 2.000.000 dinara godisnje pazara

Mislim da oni zive od bak****. Svi im daju 50 ili 100 kinti pa ih sramota da cekaju kusur. A verovatno i poslanici nemaju sitno posto je glupo da im zveckaju pare dok izlaze na govornicu.

inace sad je limit 4 miliona , bilo je 2

[rajmax63]

[Čiča]

KAKVA CARICA

[Johnny B lude]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE9J5hs3xTM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNP ... re=related

[milan_g1]

Man With No Face
http://www.dailycognition.com/index.php ... -face.html
Da li je stvarno ili ne ko ce ga znati...


A obavezno pogledajte i ovo, neverovatan prizor
http://www.dailycognition.com/index.php ... burma.html
jos kad bi bila istina!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

[deki-ascona]

Man With No Face

Izgleda da je tip to mogo da resi odavno , al posto je jehovin svedok odbija transfuziju bez koje je operacija neizvodljiva !!!!

kakav lunatik !!!!

Posle kazu "imaj vere"... Koja bre vera !!!

@milan_g1
covece , pokvario si mi dan , bolje da nisam ni gledao.
Zbog naziva teme ocekivao sam zezanje , a ono ...

[prolupator]

Resava Mujo ukrstene rece, a tu pripomaze i Haso...

M: Zenski polni organ ... ???
H: Uspravno ili vodoravno ?
M: Vodoravno...
H: USTA !!!

[Čiča]

fotke iz celog sveta

[Duke]

>
>
> Dear Citizens of America,
>
> In view of your failure to elect a competent President and thus to govern
> yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence,
> effective immediately.
>
> Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will resume monarchical duties
> over all states, commonwealths and other territories (except Kansas, which
> she does not fancy), as from Monday next.
>
> Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for America
> without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be
> disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether
> any of you noticed.
>
> To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules
> are introduced with immediate effect:
>
> 1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then
> look up "aluminium," and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed
> at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.
>
> 2. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour', 'favour'
> and
> 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping
> half the letters, and the suffix "ize" will be replaced by the suffix
> "ise."
>
> 3. You will learn that the suffix 'burgh' is pronounced 'burra'; you may
> elect to spell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you find you simply can't cope
> with correct pronunciation.
>
> 4. Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable
> levels (look up "vocabulary"). Using the same twenty-seven words
> interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an
> unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.
>
> 5. There is no such thing as "US English." We will let Microsoft know on
> your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account
> of
> the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize."
>
> 6. You will relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen",
> but
> only after fully carrying out Task #1 (see above).
>
> 7. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. November 2nd will be
> a new national holiday, but to be celebrated only in England. It will be
> called "Come-Uppance Day."
>
> 8. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or
> therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows
> that
> you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by
> adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone
> or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.
>
> 9. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more
> dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to
> carry a vegetable peeler in public.
>
> 10. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your
> own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.
>
> 11. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start
> driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go
> metric immediately and without the benefit of conversion tables… Both
> roundabouts and metrification will help you understand the British sense of
> humour.
>
> 12. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been
> calling "gasoline") - roughly $8/US per gallon. Get used to it.
>
> 13. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call french fries
> are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are
> properly called "crisps." Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat,
> and
> dressed not with catsup but with malt vinegar.
>
> 14. Waiters and waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with
> customers.
>
> 15. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually
> beer
> at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as
> "beer," and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be
> referred
> to as "Lager." American brands will be referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnat's
> Urine," so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
>
> 16. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good
> guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors as English
> characters. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt English dialogue in "Four
> Weddings and a Funeral" was an experience akin to having one's ear removed
> with a cheese grater.
>
> 17. You will cease playing American "football." There is only one kind of
> proper football; you call it "soccer". Those of you brave enough, in time,
> will be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American
> "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds
> or
> wearing full kevlar body armour like a
> bunch of Jessies - English slang for "Big Girls Blouse").
>
> 18. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host
> an
> event called the "World Series" for a game which is not played outside of
> America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your
> borders, your error is understandable and forgiven.
>
> 19. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
>
> 20. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's
> Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies
> due, backdated to 1776.
>
> Thank you for your co-operation.
> John Cleese
>

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