Zezanje, Arhiva. Započeo Honda

[luka1]

Nole

Brat ;Bila mi je cast da se druzimo ovim putem ako te nanese put u Skoplje znaj da tamo imas brata- Luka1
Nadam se iskreno da ces snci da se ponovo prikljucis nasoj ekipi.
Prijateljski pozdrav iz Skoplja

[Black Knight]

Nole, iskreno se nadam da ces pronaci resenje da posecujes CB...
Sve najbolje...

[-Vedran-]

Nole druze,nemoj da si na kraj srca,javljaces se ti vec nekako,a mi smo tu uvek!

Pozdrav

[Zloran]

Nole,
Znam kako ti je, ali bitno je da se ne potone bas mnogo.
Prilike ce jos biti, naici ce nesto sto ti odgovara.
Sve najbolje.

[dranix]

Nole druze,
Nije kraj sveta. Bice jos dana za megdana, ne brini. Internet je kao droga. Neces ti moci bez nas. Pozdrav iz Belgije od Dragoslava

[Ivvan]

Nole

glavu gore i pogled napred )
i kao sto rece dranix neces ti dugo moci bez nas

Srdacan pozdrav iz Nisha i srecno

[Saabo]

Neeeeeeee Pa Nole zasto (a da objasnio si )
Ma neces ti moci bez nas! Internet je svuda oko nas, a fala bogu da ima internet cafea ko blata na svakom cosku tako da se kuckamo...
Pozdrav iz Vrbasa, valjda cemo se videti kad budes dolazio u Vrbas

[luka1]

Mende i Ljube

Jos Dva Makedonski

Odlucili Mende i Ljube da idu na pecalbu u Australiju .
Popeli se na brod i krenuli ali u meduvremenu nailazi velika oluja
,Brod pocne da tone i oni se jedva spase i isplivaju na neko pusto ostrvo .
Od prvog dana Mene vodi dnevnik sta im se desava svaki dan..
Posle sedam dana pise Mende "Mi se jede ,mi se place,"
Posle 14 dana pise Mende "Treba mi neka zena malo da j..."
Posle 21 dan pise Mende "Morat cu Ljubeta da opalim nema druge""
Posle 28 dana pise Mende "Ljube me eba tako mi treba kad sam ostavio otvoren dnevnik da mi ga cita"

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Marsovac.

Trajce sejdi kod kuce i gleda sa zenom TV-
Najedamput se prekida program i voditeljica objavljuje vazne vjesti.
"U Makedoniji su se pojavili Marsovci ,oni su vam mali zeleni ljudi ,izgledaju pitomo i glava im je spojena medu koljenima,nemojte ih se plasiti vrlo su dobrocudni i plasljivi .ako ih sretnete samo polako sa njima"
Auu vice Trajce slusas li ti ovo zeno,Marsovci u Mk.
Idem ja da si posijem njivu kaze Trajce dok je lepo vreme.
Ode Trajce na njivu i pocne da je seje. Kad kod nekog grma vidi nesto se mice malo zeleno glava mu medu koljenima,Auu.ovo je Marsovac, i polako
pride blizu grma da uspostavi kontakt sa Marsovcem" "Ja sam seljakot Trajce ,ja ovde sejem njivu, mi smo culi da ste vi stigli ali da ste vrlo dobrocudni i plasljivi,nemojte se plasiti od mene" a iz grma mu odgovara Marsovac " Ja sam sumar Mile i upravo sada serem a posle toga cu ti J.. .. Majku sto mi nedas mira dok serem"

[dranix]

[sw.brick]

ne daj se nole!

[Jakovljevic]

Sta je rekla Karla dEL pONTE, KAD JE GEN. lAZAREVIC STIGAO U hAG??????????
Je li Lazo, dokle ja da cekam !!!!!!!! (CECa mb) PIVOOOOOOOOOOO

[maki]

Nole, ko sto rekose internet je zaraza (a pogotovu CB) tako da.....

[maki]

Oformile ujedinjene nacije tim da utvrde ko je najstariji covjek na planeti, prime oni dojavu da ima neki kinez izgleda bas star, odu oni kod njega, kad cica solidno izgleda,dobro se krece i pitaju ga za godine on kaze
-imam 115 god.
-pa cime se hranis
-dorucak pirinac, rucak pirinac,vecera pirinac
vrate se oni nazad kad stize druga dojava neki djed u rusiji je kao stariji od tog kineza,odu oni u rusiju kad tamo stvarno djed izgleda dosta stariji od kineza i pitaju oni njega
-cime se ti hranis
-votka dorucak,votka rucak, votka vecera
-i koliko godina imas
-130
i zakljuce ovi da je on najstariji covjek na planeti,kad im stize jos jedna dojava kazu da ima u bosni jedan mujo izgleda ko da ima bar 150 godina, odu oni kod muje kad stvarno covjek kost i koza,sav se smezuro,jedva se drzi na nogama,pitaju ga oni
-sta ti jedes
kaze on njima
-sex dorucak,sex rucak,sex vecera
-pa koliko godina imas
-45

[vujke]

Moral story

"I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law, was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. "

[Saabo]

Dobar, dobar,