Zezanje, Arhiva. Započeo Honda

[Skyline GT-R]

Sto...?Da ti "pomognem"

[Vocko]

Jedi ladna govna znas
Ja reko neka zajebancija kada videh ono, vezah se u cvor

[mirdza]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=rusenje+kuca

nastavak slijedi OVDJE

[dfast]

Ko zna...mozda nekom i zatreba...nikad se nezna

http://s30.photobucket.com/albums/c312/ ... senutz.flv

Kad sad nisam povratio

[Vocko]

@mirdza -

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driving_in_afghanistan

[prolupator]

Vozac je dama pored kola...

ko li je ovo uparkirao ???

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UPS ????

[prolupator]

The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like?

Now, before you look at her pictures, get a mental image of what you think a woman who weighs 320 looks like....

Got it?



Ready?














































Not what you were expecting, was it??!!

The tallest and biggest woman in the world lives in Holland.

She is 7'4" and weighs 320

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[Uros Piperski]

>A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A
> blonde
> came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each
> other and
> another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She
> replied, "You
> know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it
> and need
> a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it
> was, but
> this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of
> paper
> and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a
> circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to
> another
> car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She
> pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
>
> If you're not sure what a 710 is
> Click Here -> http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg

[Duke]

E bas su vickasti. Nego ne znam da'l se secate onog radio show-a, kacio je to neko po forumu, gde su kao fol zvali ribu iz servisa (a u stvari sa radija, pa su njeni zbunjeni odgovori ishli u program), i otprilike joj nakenjali da ce servis da je kosta jedno tri iljade dolara, jer joj "kiler baca ulje na masu", fali joj menjac i tako sve neke sitnice...

[Vocko]

Policajac zaustavlja plavušu ...
- "Ne rade vam svjetla. Morat ?u Vam naplatiti 300 kuna."
- "Super, za istu stvar u servisu su mi htjeli uzeti 1000 kuna!"

[Vocko]

Stoji ženska u autu na semaforu i kraj nje staje Mujo sa svojim autom. Gledaju se oni me?usobno te Mujo po?ne otvarat prozor. Cura sva sretna po?ne otvarat prozor misle?i da ?e joj Mujo nešto re?i... a Mujo ?e:
- "Šta je, šta si i ti prdnula?"