Sta kaze muskarac svojoj zeni, kada mu ona sa koferom u ruci objasni da ga ostavlja zbog drugog:
>> Ateista: Ne vjerujem.
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>> Budista: Samo da si ti srecna...
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>> Katolik: Ja sam kriv.
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>> Jevrej: Vraticu ti!
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>> Pravoslavac: Samo da je nas!
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>> Agnostik: Zašto nemas obojicu?
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>> Musliman: Jedna manje vise
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>> Melanholik: Ubicu se!
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>> Klerik: Ubicu te!
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>> Apatik: Dobro...
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>> Pesimista: Znao sam...
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>> Optimista: Uzmi kljuc, za svaki slucaj...
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>> Realista: To je moj kofer!!!
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>> Naivac: Kada se vracas?
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>> Racionalista: Nemaš argumenata!
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>> Skeptik: Jesi sigurna?
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>> Romantik: Ali ja te volim!
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>> Filozof: Zašto bas danas?
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>> Pravnik: To ce te puno kostati
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>> Bankar: To ce me puno kostati
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>> Japi: Kolika mu je plata?
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>> Liberal: Konacno slobodan!
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>> Komunista: Duzan sam te deliti...
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>> Zeleni: Idi biciklom
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>> Socijaldemokrata: Postujem tvoju odluku
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>> Slovenac: Samo da nije Hrvat!
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>> Hrvat: Samo da nije Slovenac!
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>> Albanac: Samo da nije Srbin!
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>> Srbin: Mars u pi**u materinu!
Kada se glupost toliko namnoži, čitava društvena zajednica postaje jedan veliki debil.
"In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm! I rest my case."
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